David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by JKROWNING August 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A David is a Cute and a intelligent person. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He have many friends. A David is an athletic man who Will coose socker as nummer one of he’s favorite sports. A David is a romantic guy and will care of his girlfriend and never let her down. He is always kind to people he doesn’t know. When you first met him he will be shy, but if you are his friend, then you know that he’s the best<3
by HiGiiirll January 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
Davide si my boyfriend
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
Get the Davidemug. by erix123 January 18, 2020
Get the Davidmug. davids can smell people from a mile away
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
good luck if you trying to escape me
my hands 1 shot anyone
can defeat pablos
by glizzy squad November 8, 2022
Get the davidmug.