zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!

by Bigger Griff October 31, 2013

Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023

Zips

Greatest rapper who aint made it yet.

Hot bitch - "Have you heard Zips rap?"

Fat Hoe- "No, whos that?!"
Hot bitch - "OH MY GOD you're missing out!"

by Infedel1999 January 13, 2021

zip

A slang word for crystal methamphetamine.

The tweaker downstairs ran out of zip and slept for 3 days

by Jayboone April 5, 2020

Zipping

The same thing as “Dipping” except it starts with a Z. Used when you’re leaving a function and/or situation.

You: “Yo this party is ass”
Friend: “Yeah I’m zipping tf out”

by MrSibilia October 19, 2021

Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.

Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 25, 2018

zip tied balls

it is the username/gamer tag of any pro gamer who doesn't feel the need to flaunt his superiority through "cool" tag or user. this person is an absolutely cracked player, and goated at chess. so not me.

bro #1: aye man i found this dude called zip tied balls on a game. he was cracked but wasn't toxic and congratulated the other team the only time we won.
bro#2: dam he seems like a chad.

by ZipTiedBalls April 18, 2024