stanley

the best boy ever. so kind and respectful you will never meet anyone like him. he gives the best cuddles and will always make sure you’re okay. never let him go, he may be the best you get.

have you met stanley?
no
wow! you’re missing out

by smskgsjbhscf June 1, 2021

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Lukas Stanley

That tall lankey white guy, or someone who does not have the drip. Co-founder of homiepepperoni gang

Ew did you see that out fit what a Lukas Stanley

by 8347tr8efuuiwegq February 14, 2021

Stanley Steamer

When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.

Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.

by hash@55daddie December 6, 2018

stanley girl

those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.

Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh

by sam_1706 January 28, 2024

The “Stanley Earl Swirl”

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.

Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

by RockyMillion March 27, 2025

stanley

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all

aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff

by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021