playing slug

The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.

Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.

by thefistyhampster February 27, 2014

slug pole

A greazy stripper's pole.

Go ahead, show me what you got on that slug pole!

by Jaumlaineda October 22, 2010

Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

cecile the slug

Sexually fustrated priest.

I became Cecile the slug!

by Hello8378 April 16, 2015

slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

by Muddee September 29, 2017

slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.

At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.

by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013

Slug Lyf

Back in 2018, the fine ladies of ladyville visited the great city of Berlin. It was on this momentus trip that Slug Lyf emerged as the fundamental way of life for real ladies.

SLUG LYF - do dododob

by Lvssl December 8, 2018