Dead panda

A panda that is no longer alive. (i.e. dead)

See also Dead Panda Society.

That dead panda looks pretty dead to me.

by Dead Panda December 19, 2005

Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.

Is Star Panda here? Let's go home.

by chunomitommy January 3, 2011

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.

“Andy has got panda flu”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush

Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life

by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016

Panda Makers

An interracial couple

Look at those Panda Makers sitting at that table over there.

by Drake1463 February 7, 2013

Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.

My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!

by Special Ed February 2, 2005

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012