Jesus

Quite simply He is the Messiah referred to by various cultures everywhere. He gave a new message of mercy and forgiveness. He had a very hard time selling these ideas. He still does. He performed many miracles in order to glorify God and His greatness. He's been given a bad rep by hypochristians, fanatics and other zealots who do evil things in His Name. All religions have their fanatics and Christianity (the worship of Jesus as the Son of God) is no different. Some atheists claim that Jesus never existed. Maybe some people don't think He is the Son of God, but for someone who doesn't exist He has made a tremendous impact on history and culture. Also, fairy tales generally don't last for over 2000 years. Besides, I'm not a Buddhist but there's no doubt that Siddhartha Gautama Buddha lived and died over 25 centuries ago.

Teleevangelists give Jesus a very bad name.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008

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jesus

some dude who might have lived a long time ago. he tried to spread peace but ignorant people decided the need to make him god so they don't have to come to terms with their own mortality.

Guy 1:When I die ill go to heaven! cuz of jesus.
Rational human: Your an idiot.

by saintdisgustus November 25, 2007

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Jesus

Best man to ever live. Jesus is a literal goat and Ik you and Cynthia are dating 😏. Jesus is probably one of the most funniest people Ik.

Girl: Have you seen JESUS he’s a literal god.
Boy: Dude can pull any girl maybe guys too...

by Akira14 October 4, 2020

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The Jesus

The legendary sexual act in which you need 4 girls to do. 1 is riding, 1 on your face, 1 hand is fingering a girl and the other hand is doing the same. Legs are in a straight out together and your arms are spread out so your body is in the formation of a cross. THE JESUS.

Dude last night was so wild, I did the Jesus on these girls.

Last night was legendary, I jesused these 4 girls.

by Keffery D October 31, 2013

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