Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020

Carson's Law

The tendency for Minecraft Youtubers/Streamers to be pedophiles or groomers.

A: Have you heard that X was grooming his underage fans?
B: Classic Carson's Law.

by WuwBuz January 5, 2021

brenden carson

A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson

My Brenden Carson is white

by Donald miller May 22, 2018

carson weed

A very well known man that is a pornstar and is very sexy man

Carson weed is my idol

by Carson the star May 13, 2021

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

carson butler

The most savage human ever

You know Carson butler

Yeah, he's that savage kid

by Thomas35 March 30, 2017