carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020

Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐

Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!

by Bosco444 September 10, 2020

carson cox

NOT a cool guy

He stole my bag of dicks, he must be a Carson cox

by Goblue201421 October 28, 2020

Carson Neff

Carson Neff is a name typically given to a BAMF, who can and will fuck shit up if need be, but can also be a teddy bear.

Dude, don't mess with him! He's Carson Neff!

by xxxmastrmindxxx November 7, 2011

carson beerbower

Hot guy if they are born in 2006

Carson Beerbower is a hot guy

by Jake errands October 14, 2021

Carson Shaw

Carson Shaw is a main character in the Amazon Prime Video television series, A League of Their Own. She is portrayed by Abbi Jacobson. Will make your day better. Carson Shaw is not from a farm, tho many may think she is. And she is deeply in love with Greta Gill. And loves baseball. (is very cute)

Carson Shaw from a farm with a hubby at war.

by lets.rob.the.bank November 4, 2022

Carson (girl)

Carson is a very kind hearted girl who enjoys spending time with friends but also values her family. She sets big goals for herself and is very determined to be successful in whatever she does. She's also stjnnig and boy always stare at her. Not only is she stunning and goal oriented, she's great with kids and wants a huge family when she's older. Aside from that she's a country music fanatic and enjoys everything to do with the south. Another thing is she focuses a lot on politics, especially conservative point of views.

See that girl over there, she's stunning, she has to be a Carson (girl).

by namesandstuffidk February 24, 2022