20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)

"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"

by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024

November 20th

National kiss a boy day 🤷 ♂️🙏
Doesn’t matter who, when or where just kiss a boy 😘

boy : hey ____ how’s it goi-
girl : 😘😘😘
boy : but why?
girl : it’s november 20th 🤷 ♂️

by lalamann November 20, 2023

March 20th

So basically, March 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th.

by KurnoKBalls February 16, 2022

November 20th

National totally noncommittal friendly friends sex day—special day of the year where friends can have sex and it not be weird or have to be labeled anything more than just sex.

“What’s November 20th??”
“National totally noncommittal friendly friends sex day!”

by Nardseater November 19, 2020

20th August

The people born on this day are the hottest people alive! They are like all-rounders. They are very fun to be around with, very loyal, understand people around them very well and are girlfriend or boyfriend materials! They are people people who are generally very street smart and are leaders. They tend to be very popular and people enjoy their company a lot!

she's born on 20th august? she's definitely girlfriend material!

by lmaovadapao November 23, 2021

May 20th

MAY 20TH IS ABI APPRECIATION DAY APPRECIATE ALL THE ABI’S YOU KNOW

ABI IS SMART KIND PRETTY AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE LOVES HER SO CELEBRATE HER TOMORROW!!!

may 20th

Abi is so cool

Yk abi she’s so hot

I love abi she’s so funny and kind

by skatty May 19, 2022

October 20th

It’s national kick the tallest person in your grade day!

October 20th is Kick your tallest best friend and hope they don’t have a lot of bruises by the end of the day

by A day where you kick October 29, 2019