68 1/2

When you have sex with a midget

Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night

by Spaceracer69 November 24, 2021

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 05, 2023

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

a phrase that sigmas use

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

by sigma with rizz December 05, 2023

1=q]a'z/x.s;w[2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

You are so bored and typed everything else into urban dictionary to the point you looked up this. congrats.

I sure do love typing 1=qa'z/x.s;w2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

by Your pseudonym but I need it October 02, 2023

easy as 1, 2, 3

Easy As 1, 2, 3: going to get a drink, after the name of a speakeasy in northern Michigan.

How’re you getting through the new administration? Easy as 1, 2, 3!

by I'mAHelper February 17, 2017

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

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How did we get here? You must be REALLY bored.

No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

person1: hey
persona 2:qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}:"<>?qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'qetuo\adgjl'zcbm.

by Potatospaz September 28, 2024