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Knuckle-dusting

V. The act of female masturbation so frequent and furious that one's knuckles become raw from constant friction and moisture.
"While my partner was away for the summer, I spent my days and nights totally knuckle-dusting the shit out of myself".

"The pain of knuckle-dusting is nothing compared to the pain of loneliness and celibacy".

"Knuckle-dusting is the chain-smoking of sex".
by PenePee December 5, 2013
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donkey dusting

a shart occurring while attempting a crop dust; the act of creating a shartifact
I need to go home to change my underwear. I tried to crop dust down the aisle but I was actually donkey dusting.
by iwynr September 9, 2010
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Ninja Dust

The attack mechanism of one farting in their hand and gradually approaching the enemy to stick the invisible death gas in their face.
(fart noise) Farts in hand* (walks up to K-dog):puts hand in face- NINJA DUST!
by Kyle McNinja December 5, 2015
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ninja dusting

Giving off a silent fart, grabbing it with your hand and then bringing your hand up in a ninja fashion and throwing your fingers open, unleashing the putrid stench.
Did you see that guy ninja dusting everyone? What a maniac.
by bRad nig January 2, 2008
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Truffle Dust

Truffle Dust: (verb) The delicate art of farting on his balls while riding girl-on-top.
"Last night my girl truffle dusted me big time!" "I love a good Truffle Dust "
by Kelisaurus August 28, 2016
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Dusting the Pickle

To take an object such as a funeral urn filled with cremated ashes and dip one's penis inside, covering it in ex-person dust.
"Did you hear Dave's parents kicked out their lodger a week after his Grandma's funeral? They came home and found him dusting the pickle in the kitchen"
by Harsh Dictionary May 22, 2023
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IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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