Pocket dd

Pocket dd is advice and support in your pocket...via your phone.
Need to bitch? Pocket dd
Need to cry? Pocket dd
Need to scream? Pocket dd
Need to laugh and get high with funny convos? POCKET DD

Me: Omg my husbands an asshole!
Pocket dd: yes he is. Then proceed with conversation about how all men are jerks
And conspiracy to concur men.

by Ahole22 September 24, 2021

DD

Dick deprived

I haven’t had dick in so long I’m “DD”

by Partygirl7348 September 28, 2021

DD

Short for daredevil (the show)

Friend: did you watch dd yet?

You: yes! I also came!

by Charlie cox wife February 20, 2022

dd’#4444

bitch with bomb ass pussy ong

dd’#4444 is a goat

by dd 💪 June 12, 2021

DDS

1. A group of sub-humans exhibiting multiple signs of mental disorder and abnormal psychological behavior such as low cognitive abilities, extremely low comprehension, and infantile behaviors that are self-induced. 2. An army of moronic trolls 3. Persons who are sociopaths and psychopaths online. 4. Persons who suffer from an incurable mental illness that rapidly consumes and completely destroys the logical capacities of the brain. 5. A group of blood-sucking parasites similar to a dog's ticks and fleas 6. Demonic entities from the inner circles of hell that spread rumors and lies to cause conflict and death. 7. Dumb, delusional, sick individuals 8. Brain-eating bacteria 9. Braindead individuals 10. Are people with incurable fetishes for abusive and toxic relationships. 11. A form of foul-smelling pus. 12. A type of extremely foul-smelling garbage worse than a decomposing body, bodily waste, and a skunk.

And the doctors looked upon the results of the patients, where they saw that there was nothing inside their heads leading them to be diagnosed as having the DDS.

by Corona Universe May 23, 2021

DH+DD

DH+DD are daryl hunter and danny dowling they are a bunch of dirty filthy music folk who listen to music, featuring the heaveir and gothic type, when they atrnt making there ears bleed, they are running around woking with little fairy cakes selling them to the local council workers

darrel dnt feed danny your shitthrough a tube

by stefhaan September 28, 2004

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

by уour mum October 23, 2024