Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.

Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?

by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024

Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.

While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis

by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016

ity

Reffered to an invincible person, Someone people look up to

you can't mess with em, they're an ity

by jxorry April 20, 2021

Mark-itis

Niggas not shooting the fucking ball wide open

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.

by Nando11 September 25, 2022

itys

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!

kan lagian mager terus sih lo, sekarang nyesel kan? itys!

by itys.21 November 22, 2021

MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show

I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.

by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024