your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) July 4, 2010

your mom

a random response to a normal question usualy resulting in awkwardness...:)

who do you like?

YOUR MOM!!!

by dkjghkfhgfgjkljgdjgdfkjgkfgjkj August 16, 2010

Your mom

A common response to a sentance to make yourself look cooler

Linda: What did you do today?
Ben: Your mom

by PAWESOMEYEAH October 2, 2015

Your mom

A big person, usually followed by a small troupe of flying bagel-eating monkeys.

Your Mom was walking around last night, I don't like her!

by D-A. January 30, 2012

pull your card

to call you out when you're bull shitting or lying

"You know you're bull shitting, I'm bout to pull your card and tell everybody."

by E Fendrich April 2, 2009

freeze your pee

1. to urinate in a cup, when you suspect someone has drugged you in order to date-rape you (see poster image under date-rape).

2. To slow your roll.

3. To interrupt a flowing stream of urine.

1. "I'm feeling really dizzy after this guy bought me a drink, so I need you to hold this cup so I can pee in it, freeze it, and get it analyzed. Come on, it'll be fun; like a science project."

2. "Freeze your pee, homie, you don't need to be putting that in her drink."

3. "Okay, girl, the cup's almost full; freeze your pee. This should be enough for the lab techs to analyze."

by Chris G Selector August 6, 2006

crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

by Tory... May 4, 2005