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do not look up pineapple just dont but do look up apple
by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018
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Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...
Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
by magic 888 March 28, 2013
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Something that rejected my religion and beliefs about harambe
There goes urban dictionary again, Letting the onision cuck joke slide but not my message about Harambe
by OnisonRUs August 8, 2016
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get the hail of the computer and READ A FOOKING BOOK
by nnt here February 9, 2015
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A website where philistines can learn everything they need to know, to bastardise the great English language.
Gz, the bastardisation of 'Congratiations'. Other examples can be found int eh Urban Dictionary.
by Kiphal November 27, 2011
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A place to find (mostly) hilarious stuff even though some people go on their to be serious (but who does that anymore-_-)Its a place to go on when your at school and is bored as fuck. Also a place to spread gossip about celebrities. It is simply gods way of knowing whats going on in this run down world. Pretty much the only sane people in this world are the gamers. Who like no physical activity, soaking in all this damn pollution. Seriously, I don't understand people who enjoy a lot of physical activity. Oh, and sex positions. Lots and lots of sex positions.
Boy 1: "Dude this is sooooo boring."
Boy 2:"Why the fuck do you think i am on the urban dictionary, gossip?"
Boy 1:"... Yeah."
Boy 2:"get out."
Boy 1: ":^)"
by corvokenway December 7, 2015
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A horrid place that some people put in real definitions, whilst the other 90% either:
1. Make words for sexual matters, or
2. Make names of themselves or their crushes, listing EVERY single good factor about a person in the world.
1. Look anything up, there will be something sexual for it.
2. *Looks up name* (Insert name here) is the smartest, most beautiful being on Earth, how could someone be so godly? He/she is just so...etc. etc. etc.

Please stop it with the names on the Urban Dictionary. Please.
by A_single_bean June 2, 2019
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