Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011

ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

waste of brain

A person so useless, worthless, and pointless that it's a shame they're taking up perfectly good brain some other person could be using.

He wasn't even able to add 5 and 4. What a total waste of brain.

by Summer Stars December 21, 2016

chicken breast brain

Someone who’s brain would resemble a raw chicken breast: smooth and pink

“I could never get on academic honor roll, I got that chicken breast brain.”

by Chaoticrat May 20, 2024

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

Brain Frog

Brain frog is brain fog

Today my brain frog is worse than my regular brain fog

by Slaa June 3, 2025