Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.

I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

Porn

This is a common phenomenon that usually appears to happen in beds across the world but, can also happen in other places like the cupboard or the pool.

Larry: Hey Jenny, want to porn?
Jenny: Sure! Bed or Pool?

by riley_reid March 19, 2022

Porn

Ah, hello! Your all horny fuckers who have nothing better to do then search up porn on urban dictionary

Tom: hey bro!

Chad: what? I’m watching porn right now.

Tom: let me join you.

by Heheh.yes May 11, 2022

walking the porn

An act of self-love with the use of hands to achieve orgasm while watching porn.

I was only looking babe, I wasn't walking the porn, promise.

by WinterWood June 9, 2017

Porn

Something thats fucked up and is men having sex with attractive girls, and it’s bad.

Idk

porn?

by St4rb4tzz June 11, 2022

Porn

Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.

“Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”

by Vladimir the Chadimir May 1, 2023

Porn

Caught in 4k bitch

Yea I see you, how about instead of looking up porn on urban dictionary you go get yourself some hoe's

by TmCurtis April 28, 2022