Fuck Dickery

The ultimate in an undesirable situation. Usually spoken by someone who has been completely and utterly screwed over.

What kind of fuck dickery is this?

by KZ1000 April 7, 2010

fine fuck

The word means that no one cares of the thing that your doing

David:Hey bro! Watch I am gonna say Gucci gang 1000 times!
Fred:Who gives a fine fuck?

by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx May 9, 2018

shluck fuck

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

by tmon March 17, 2011

franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

by Deadfella September 20, 2010

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018