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vag-ass

noun:1. A person with an extremely comfortable usu. fleshy sometimes moist rear end.2.One who never follows through or is of weak resolve.3.Opp. of tight-ass, one who is lavish with money or resources.
1.Ted: ....so kim and I were spooning and she was so comfortable I couldn't help but butt-fuck her.
Bob:Oh yeah, kim is a total vag-ass.

2.Clyde:Where the hell is gabe? He was supposed to bring the beer!
Jacob:Man he's a total vag-ass.We should stop inviting him to our poker game.

3.john: Sorry bill I can't make rent this month.
bill: yeah 'cus you spent all your money on hookers and x, goddamit! your such a vag-ass!
by xZMalachiZx January 9, 2008
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blow ass

1. when someone is farting they are blowing ass.
2. when something sucks it blows ass.
1. oh shit, cover your noses, i have to blow ass.
2. that fucking blows ass!
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Small Ass

The type of ass usually found on small petite girls. Somewhat preferred to big ripples asses of big women. Small asses are refereed to as "cute asses."
by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011
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act a ass

to show off, to stunt, to act wild
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
It's the mista masta and I keep a G stash!
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
I took a sh*t on the stage at the grammys!

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"Look at that boy swangin' with his head out the window; he actin' a ass!"
by JethroMan April 20, 2008
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ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.
Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick
by foug March 26, 2003
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peekaboo ass

A posterior that becomes pleasingly apparent for only brief moments due to either a loose skirt or a very skilled owner. Known to stop traffic and cause grown men to wander into traffic, looking over their shoulders.
"The well-built polish girl's peekaboo ass held the attention of everyone nearby...they were all wondering when it would pop up next."
by Undergrace84 November 14, 2006
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Lard-Ass

Someone who eats everyone elses food. Cant help themselves but to be fat and ugly. Mating call is Bum Babba Bum Babba Bum.
Hey, yo dude did you see that kid! he ate all the food out of the cabinate! What a Lard-Ass!!!

Yea i heard his name is Quahmir
by DR. Thang November 11, 2012
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