penis poop

Poop that comes out of your penis

Penis poop came out of my penis.

by kwang June 5, 2003

penis popping

Flexing your penis when you have a boner so that it moves up and down.

Dude watch me lift this book on my crotch by penis popping

by Poot man February 4, 2010

Penis Touch

to play with you penis

I penis touched myself in bed at night until i cummed

by Eric Bar. February 15, 2009

angry penis

An angry penis is one that just went into a smelly fat chick and you feel obligated to go again and it wont work the 2nd time.

Dude last night I had this fat girl over and she stunk so bad but I felt obligated to do her. it was short and sweet but then I felt bad and tried to do it again but my angry penis was like no fuck that... that shits nasty im not getting hard for that one.

by alotofstuffdd February 2, 2014

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

waffle penis

When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.

Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?

by sandlers butter February 4, 2009

nolans penis

The smallest little shrimp you ever come across

Karen:What the fuck is that little fucking Nolans penis lookin ass thing, looks like an armadillo

by Iloveyoujonathon September 13, 2015