Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane October 25, 2015

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Full Brain

(Adj.) using both right and left hemispheres of the brain; using both the creative hemisphere (r) and the logistical hemisphere (l).

I. “The presentation Jin gave today was so thorough. He definitely full brained it.”

II. “Would you like to go out for a drink tonight?”
“Nah, I gotta full brain this paper. Thank you for the invitation though.”

by Anon flower April 17, 2022

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anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain

"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"

by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022

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Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

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