good old blumpkin

The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.

After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.

by rebel ase November 7, 2012

Old Ripper

An absolutely munted bird

Oh rebecca, yeah shes a right old ripper

by flat peen May 6, 2024

102 years old

An age.

She is nearly 102 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

Old

something already seen.

"Look at this image!"
"old. I've seen it 5 mins ago."

by jojostarxxxx October 24, 2019

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019

Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015

Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.

Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.

by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022