30 year old dank

dead

30 year old dank is dead

by jokera March 18, 2022

old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

old phone

the cock of an old man

teen girl sucks oma old phone

by txike April 3, 2018

Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Old Roy

Store brand.

I could not afford to buy a case of Pepsi so I bought a case of Old Roy cola.

by Efparri May 15, 2018

2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 17, 2023

Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.

“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”

by grimm23 December 13, 2023