blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
by angel555 September 16, 2010
Get the blokey pantsmug. by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020
Get the My pants ate my sockmug. 
Get the Pantsmug. by Muskwalker September 22, 2018
Get the Shandy pantmug. When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.
Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.
Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.
Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming
by kathydogga December 25, 2015
Get the Hot Pantsmug. by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010
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Get the Shit your pantsmug.