A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"
Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.
Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!
Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!
by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012
Get the Douche Hairmug. Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!
Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
Get the Hairmug. by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the good hair vs Bad hairmug. by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017
Get the nostril hairmug. Bleached white hair on an Asian girl (usually of Vietnamese decent with tattoos). Known stereotype of the Cabramatta suburb of Sydney Australia. Short form: Cabra hair
by Shityopants November 13, 2020
Get the Cabramatta hairmug. A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017
Get the Hair Whipmug. Pineapple hairs, the somewhat stem of a pineapple is the green stuff on the top of a pineapple, as seen on Anix’s new video.
by OofImaPerson.-. June 17, 2020
Get the Pineapple hairsmug.