Forested . Meaning to consume an inappropriately large quantity of something in an inappropriately small amount of time.
by Colin’s stag September 13, 2025
Get the Forested mug.A crazy prediction made by jags_von_David the German shepherd on social media about forecasts the will never happen or is just comical.
Good morning I'm jags handy and here is today's foreskincast! Mostly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of alcohol abuse.
by Jags_von_david September 29, 2025
Get the Foreskincast mug.A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
which made its debut on september 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
Get the Foreskincast mug.A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
Get the Foreskincast mug.How da shifty-eyed Auric Goldfinger was regarding da fact dat he and James Bond were both supposed to be playing by da "strict rules of golf".
Actually, Goldfinger was both "FOREgetful" AND "FOURgetful", in dat he was absent-minded about said "playing by da book" agreement at least dat many times --- (1) "If that's his original ball, I'm ARNOLD PALMER!", (2) "Five minutes are almost up, Mr. Goldfinger --- a lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.", (3) not checking to see if he was teeing off his own ball, and (4) not immediately realizing da degree of significance regarding his having used a Slazenger 7 golf ball instead of his original Slazenger 1 ball.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the foregetful mug.
Place four 6mg zyns inside your foreskin, tie it off so they don't fall out, and make love to your lady, (only works for uncircumcised individuals).
"Billy and I tried the forezyn last night. My pussy is still on fire and I am feeling a little woozy."
by OneSeriouslySaltySailor November 9, 2025
Get the Forezyn mug.