egg beater

It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.

John - I gave my wife the ol' egg beater.

by The Egger June 13, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Chicken Beater

Chicken beater beats chickens, that's it

Why are you beating chickens chicken beater

by Koopa1928 September 4, 2018

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018

Bannana Beater

Slang tern for a Brazilian made vehicle in poor condition/repair,

The car is sold as/is it's just a regular BANNANA BEATER.

by truckin snowman November 4, 2018

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

Pulse Beater

A term that describes a boy who will have sexual intercourse with any female that he sees with a pulse (some instances even without) as he has no standards.

Boy 1 - Yo broski, I just beat this ting innit
Boy 2 - Is she peng?
Boy 1 - *No comment*
Boy 2 - Ahhhhhhh damn bro, ur fully a pulse beater, no standards cuz.

by OGdrilla February 28, 2019