Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.

AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*

by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

Chicken eating a chicken nugget

wow. cannibalism why did you even search this?
im guessing you gave a chicken a chicken nugget and it ate it

Random person : dude i just saw a chicken eating a chicken nugget
me : chicken cannibalism
Random person : it ate 6 nuggets
me : more chicken cannibalism

by Yenyen799 June 29, 2023

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

by Allthefacts September 13, 2020