Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Porn

It's what your mom does and the reason she's been buying you so much New things

Your mom: I do porn so we can have nice things

by Ur mom 55 September 11, 2022

Porn

A place we all went to when we were all WAY TO FUCKING YOUNG

Ooh? what's this place. Seems to be called? Pornhub? what's porn? I'll probably like it.

by CRO12321 May 30, 2024

Porn

IT'LL MAKE THE YUT THINK ABOUT WOMEN WRONG!!!

Hym "Will it make me think they are walking dogshit and society needs to shift the onus on to me to shield them from the divisiveness their existence inherently creates and their conceptual inferiority (And it IS inferiority you piece of shit. Work harder and maybe one day you'll be good enough to beat the tranny) is deferred to the men they don't fuck both socially and culturally? Will I think the only reason I feel ANYTHING towards them is the result of a biological compulsion? A compulsion that isn't even for MY OWN SURVIVAL but THIERS. So THEY aren't as disposable as I am. So they aren't food. Is it going to make me thing that I'm not good enough to use them for sex indiscriminately so I'll have to settle for being the type of man that one of the used up, jizz covered, discarded, and interchangeable gears that one of the men who CAN use them indiscriminately for sex swapped out for a clean one can sign a contract entitling her to half of the money my owner gives me so that when she interacts with another fat cock I can lose everything? Oh but the good ones don't do that! The good ones wait for you to get done fucking all of the other women and then do what you want indefinitely. Er, wait, no that's only the fat cocks. Is that the porn? Is the porn making me think this?"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2023