smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk March 1, 2016

Bro-strong

1. Holding to any rules of the bro code in the face of female peer pressure.

2. Resisting the evil tendrils of control that leads to becoming pussy whipped.

3. Watching or observing ANYTHING that would normally produce tears in lesser men and women, but shaking it off and grabbing a beer while making a very manly comment to reassure your bros you weren't about to bitch up on them.

Mitch did me a real solid tonight by not bagging my drunken ex. Yeah, we've been apart for 5 years, but he stayed bro-strong!

My brother Bob used to be such a pussy hound and player...them he met Janine and he is soooooooo pussy whipped. He used to be so bro-strong it made me question my OWN manhood!

Watching Schindler's List with my beothers, a strange feeling was creeping over me and a slight burning was in my eyes. I knew what I had to do. I grabbed a Yuengling from the fridge, tipped it back, and told my bros that I would have fucked Hitler in the Ass and made him my bitch. With eyes wide, my oldest beoth3r said I was so bro-strong.

And that last definition was sooooooo gay! Hey. I tried!

by Wurdsmyth76 October 9, 2016

drew stroburg

A guy that will do anything for money... most commonly found in men's bathrooms turning tricks for money.

Sometimes they will get married to a person that has a amazing brother, In hopes of being cool one day.

Don't go in there, I think a Drew Stroburg is in one of the stalls blowing a black guy..

by Zach2905 January 19, 2017

wiggly stroker

When someone jerks off a flaccid penis

My boyfriend really likes a wiggly stroker for some odd reason

by TBanger69 December 20, 2016

murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.

How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.

by GeneralEric January 4, 2017

ivana strouhalova

Amazingly hot babe; a Czech bombshell; a blonde goddess who can take you to the stars... or drop you in the deepest ocean (depending on her mood); an excellent kisser

See that chick over there? She's so gorgeous, she must be Ivana Strouhalova!
Ivana Strouhalova taught me to kiss - and what a kisser !!!
Hell of a temper... but the trip to the moon with Ivana Strouhalova was worth it.

by Merlyn62 February 13, 2017

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017