Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.

Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!

by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024

hay sandwich

some thing that is as boring as fuh. very dry

this class is dryer than the time i got no mayo on that hay sandwich

by hardasfuh February 5, 2010

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

sandwich phenomenon

When you spend hours trying to read someone’s writing

Person 1: Who wrote this? You can barely read it!
Person 2: This is a sandwich phenomenon

by Sandwichphenomenon June 1, 2023

blanket sandwich

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

by Vinderex June 7, 2018

Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014