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potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him
Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.
by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024
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Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ
by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017
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Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.
Idk lmao potato
by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018
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Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack
Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022
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Potato

A multi-purpose word that can describe a (1) someones behaviour or (2) a person.

(1) can range from making a simple mistake or having a little brain fart, to doing completely stupid shit that makes you wonder what their actual IQ is.

(2) Used to describe someone who has shown potato behaviour.

Can also be prefixed with “Hard” to describe someone who you think is an absolute moron, idiot, a waste of space, a proper dick or total oxygen thief.
“I had a potato moment, I selected the wrong order!”

“Mustafa potatoed on that feature and got the colours mixed up”

“Brah, you’re being a potato, that’s not the logic we come up with”
“That guy is a Hard Potato! He always has long, loud conversations in the open plan office!”
by GeeOhGeeGeeOh October 12, 2023
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Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021
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potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.
"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."
by Sweettreat7 August 8, 2020
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