Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

spongebob big guy pants okay

A term coined by Ice Spice in her newest song that is used on instagram reels to describe raging lesbians.

"Dude did you get Rylie's number last night?"
"No, she was totally a spongebob big guy pants okay"

by fartsmellathatsasmartfella November 24, 2025

sharing the pants

when you and your partner both wear the pants at different times throughout your relationship

My GF and I are sharing the pants in our relationship.

by shhhahahaaa December 12, 2025

Mr. Grumpy-pants

Angry boner

Here come's Mr. Grumpy-pants.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Mr Grumpy Pants

Angry bonner

Here comes Mr Grumpy Pants again.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

pants down

an Indian slang used in the context of reaffirming fact, in a way of expressing "trust me, I swear", examples of which is used in the 2009 film "Three Idiots"

"Chase Excellence, Success will Follow, Pants Down"

by AlbyChu December 20, 2025