phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree

I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Shit Disturber

A trouble maker; A person who enjoys causing trouble or conflict.

Pineapple Matt is such a shit disturber

by iliketowritedefinitionsaboutsh September 15, 2020

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020

Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

shit mound

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

by Mr. Quackens September 29, 2017

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

Shit Girl

A girl who thinks she is having anal but is really shitting on the male genitalia.

Danny: "Holy fuck man I just dicked down a shit girl I'm fuckin' scarred."

by yuckyjames June 18, 2017