Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

Monkey Bunked

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked

"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"

by Skylineclark January 30, 2022

porch monkey

Lazy person not lazy black person im gona help take it back and reclaim it aswell as many of my freinds are doing we suggest that you do it to try to make a diffrence.

Jack was looking at his neighbors from his porch therefore Jack is a porch monkey.

by J FRO August 25, 2006

Pump Monkey

A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.

1 - Guess what! I got a job!

2 - Where?

1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!

2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!

by Enigma Pie July 29, 2006

Bush monkey

A women/girl with a hairy Pussy.

'That girl is a bush monkey, She needs to shave that pussy!'

by BallinDave February 28, 2008

Monkey Dunk

The act of penetrating a woman in the doggy style position and quickly switching out to a black friend without telling said woman.

We monkey dunked that girl last night on your moms bed

by Skormm June 12, 2010

monkey boy

The little kid who talks like a pirate, and punches like a parrot.

That mouthy little monkey boy angers me.

by oooOOOgreGOOOooo September 19, 2005