bruh moment

Bruhnings or replacing UbruhSquid.

UbruhSquid you are the definition of a bruh moment.

by ISBruh August 18, 2019

Michelangelo moment

When the tips of two erect penises almost or momentarily touch each other (cf. "The Creation of Adam")

They/He had a Michelangelo moment!

by Kojak_007 August 19, 2019

wifey moment

A moment of romance or fear facing. Showing Love and encouragement ETC... that the Significant other helped with

Wifey moment- Lindsey Helped Spencer with stage fright when she encouraged him to sing at church

by Wifey Moment August 24, 2019

Blonde moment

A blonde moment is like a bruh moment, but instead it being a cool and funny bruh moment, it’s where a blonde makes a dumb blonde move.

Hey Jacob, did you hear about Alyssa’s blonde moment? She thought the word “chezz” was “jizz”. What a blonde moment

by Jake Doyle August 25, 2019

Mama June Moment

When a man is stupid enough to agree with his female partner that she looks fat

Will ended up sleeping on the couch after he had a Mama June Moment.

by Karijohanna August 28, 2019

Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago

E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?

by DingoAteMyKids August 30, 2019

Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 6, 2019