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Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”
by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025
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OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)
Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅
by $waglord October 8, 2025
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Happy toking

Wishing well unto others who are about to toke up.
Do you mind if we smoke this blunt?

Nah man , happy toking!
by Echo_22 October 13, 2025
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Happy birthday frida

A type of anniversary weekly saying happy birthday to people named "frida" or similar.
For example: me, I am sir frida. writing this. Wish me a happy birthday, I am trying my best to write this for my own safety.
unknown: "happy birthday frida!"
Frida: "I want you dead."
by An ut:sander October 30, 2025
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Happy Halloween

This is the correct Halloween greeting. It gets used a lot on the best holiday. Halloween is the best!!!
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Happy

"Happy" is used in context of doing a wank during an activity or action
Tom had a very happy walk today
by some gang shit November 15, 2025
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happy

"happy" in this context means you have a wank during an activity or action
by some gang shit November 15, 2025
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