crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 08, 2014

cracking 4s

Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .

Every nigga that love cracking 4s ass dirty

Ex: Atg jaydee big teeth ass .

by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023

crack park

Lovely little spot in St Kilda. Grab a 246 bus and you’re all set

Person 1: where can I meet you?

Person 2: I’m at crack park, come find me

by Skeletonboii September 10, 2019

holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.

Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.

by jesusasslicker January 03, 2019

chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty April 09, 2018

digi crack

Any of a number of modern media that people are addicted to. E.G. Video games, cell phones, Ipods

Stop using that Blackberry, its digi crack

by Johnny03 February 23, 2008