"Hey Mark, I just got back from a day at the gym. How 'bout you come sample this sweaty boner corner?"
by Gymnosperm July 29, 2010

Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
by IvyPoe April 15, 2016

by humanboner November 14, 2015

by cwright9 August 30, 2015

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
by humor boner maker June 7, 2018

A statement of enthusiasm
by saint217 September 5, 2021

by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022
