April 24th

April 24th is the National Male Sexual Assault/Rape Victim awareness day. The holiday takes place on the 24th of April to replace National Rape Day (which is not a proper holiday and is very gross).

Person 1: “It’s April 24th, national male sexual assault and rape victim awareness day!”
Person 2: “Yes! Stay strong you unnoticed warriors! You can do this!”

by hxney_cakes December 18, 2021

April 26th

The day a awesome dude was born.

Its April 26th: boy 1

It should be a national holiday: boy 2

by Sir of Steel April 26, 2021

April 20

National day to send your boyfriend a video of you fingering yourself

April 20th is the national day were you send your boyfriend or crush a 2 minutes video of you fingering yourself

by laydim12 April 19, 2024

April Day

noun. A day that feels like the day after the actual day.

Today feels like a Friday, but it's only Thursday; what an April Day!

by hilarryouz November 3, 2016

April 29th

The day great and hot people are born, they is thicc and beautiful and every way, always getting a date 💗🥰

Hey today is April 29th my birthday!

by Mezzzz November 23, 2021

April 28th

Give an arnold palmer to a a loved to show that arnold palmers are amazing.

Friend: "Hey do you know what day it is?"
Me:"No, why?"
Friend: "Its April 28th, give me an arnold palmer NOW!!!!!!"

by fabby :) October 18, 2020

April 2

This is the day u fight someone if it’s ur enemy or brother idc.

We need to fight!
Why?
Cos it’s April 2nd

by Hellomcd February 24, 2021