mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent
I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night
by CliccLiKe May 03, 2020
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teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
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Brain tingles

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 03, 2024
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Dmooth Brain

People who are too dumb to learn to spell smooth
by YourAverageWhale October 01, 2020
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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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Gooshy Brain

(1.) A fairly uncommon insult denoting one’s mental capacity.

(2.) However, in recent history it has been recorded as describing a particularly pleasurable act of fellatio.
(1.) James must have gooshy brain because he totally failed that super easy test.

(2.) Bro Ally gave me that gooshy brain last night!!
by Professor Gooshy Brain May 20, 2022
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