Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 02, 2019

Wet Unicorn

The Wet Unicorn, almost like the 69 position, one man back bends and the other man gets underneath the first man and licks his asshole while wrapping their arms around each other and stroking him off.

He wanted to the Wet Unicorn on my butthole.

by cxldFace27 March 12, 2023

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 02, 2014

wet willying

while at sleep away camp, it is the slang which refers to going "downtown" on another.

Man, we were wet willying all night long...on the blob dock.

by Karl XXXX October 17, 2008

Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 17, 2023

Supreme Wet Willy

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital

2: why?

1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 26, 2019

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

by Valkyrixa October 01, 2022