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House

To consume food, usually with great gusto.
Wow, you really housed that plate of French fries!
by DavidA1225 May 2, 2022
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Cunt house

4009 Garrison Blvd Baltimore Maryland 21215. Festering domme doos and flatdrols residents.
by Seitan June 19, 2021
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Housed

Taking something from someone's house
Howard housed a bottle of whiskey from fred's house
by Cyclefour d.f. April 22, 2021
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your next pembroke house official

Nayana would be the best candidate for your next Pembroke house official.
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African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.
Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.
by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025
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house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
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House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)
ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.
by Qrez October 13, 2017
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