A metaphor for when a woman's genitals, are dry and scaly like a dragons skin, or just a general horrific mess.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
Not as bad as 'blue waffles', but certainly in the same game.
by Mr Captain Monkey April 5, 2012

To thrust right when you are about to cum inside your girls mouth and then slam your hand on top of her head which will make her choke and the sound of her choking and looking back up at you which is called the Hissing Dragon.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.
Dude 1: vro last night I was gettin some action and made my girl do a Hissing Dragon!
Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.
Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.
Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.
Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.
by lilromeoz October 31, 2017

A single continuous turd log that extends from the depths of the toilet (out of site) to above the water surface.
After all that exercise and healthy eating yesterday I dropped the most satisfying dragon this morning.
by Scriblets November 28, 2023

by gtbad March 10, 2017

The act of throwing a flaming liquid like burning lighter fluid or any other flammable liquid from a plate or skillet and fire being thrown at an individual or furniture.
My girlfriend cheated on me by fucking with another man so I’m gonna give her some of the “Dragon’s Soup”.
by Cultmaster666 June 22, 2025

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.
Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.
Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022

by FentFolder69000 April 27, 2024
