kill me dead

killing someone dead

retro: he just kill me dead
me:what?

by painallha December 8, 2023

smokin deads

A niglish saying used by arrogant, blacks who are uneducated by choice that essentially means they are disrespecting another dumb black who is dead

Yeahyeah nigga dats da wrd nigga we be smokin deads nigga we smokin on dat foo we shot in da popeyes parking lot nigga that's da wrd mane

by j098 December 18, 2023

Taste Dead

That moment when you're eating something that you usually like and suddenly don't get any taste sensation from it.

"Oh man, I just went taste dead. My (x and y) is bland now."

by CryptoDefiner573 December 18, 2023

dead spit

Dead Spit something that looks extremely like or identical to something else.

1: Ay this girl I saw looks dead spit of kylie Jenner
2: Nah mate, Kylie Jenner is the dead spit of that girl

by GH0ST15 July 1, 2023

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023