black pony

A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.

Chris Henson is a black pony

by Tangoforcash April 21, 2014

Black flagged

Getting really wasted and fucking up all night long usually with a big group of friends.

Mark was chugging four locos when he got up and shoved Christian hard on the toilet.He was so black flagged.

by Myersgirl November 2, 2013

Painted Black

To be "split" or temporarily regarded or accused by a person as being all bad.

Painted black

"He is not as black as they have painted him."

"I see my red door and I want to paint it black. No colors any more I want them to turn black...I look inside myself and see my heart is black...Maybe I'll just fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy to face up when my whole world is black."

A red door is a symbol of success.

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

Black Christmas

When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.

Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.

by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015

Black Sabbath

The unholy day of rest between Black Friday and Cyber Monday after faithful materialists sacrifice fellow worshippers underfoot in the name of the Almighty Dollar.

"Hey, do you want to go to the mall with me today?"
"No thanks, I'm celebrating Black Sabbath by opening all the gifts I pried from someone else's cold dead fingers yesterday."
"God bless Merica!"

by youngmc2 March 4, 2016

dominic black

biggggggggg black cock 30 inch hesky

yoooo you seen a dominic black

by catttyy September 30, 2018

Black Dolphin

When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face

Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin

by Chris wim May 20, 2019