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The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!
Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!
by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009
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Dirty bathtub

when you are in the bathtub and your grandma walks in and says "can i help you?" and you say yeah grandma get my back.
by aphbesties May 13, 2010
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Dirty Jerzy

Any part of New Jersey that does -not- ascribe to its official nickname of "Garden State." It can be North Jersey, Central, or South. New Jersey is one of the country's largest producer of chemicals, and between Newark, Jersey City, and New York City across the river, New Jersey is without a doubt, dirty.
by Ulfsark March 16, 2010
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dirty snowstorm

The guy is working the girl from behind and cums in her asshole. She turns around and gets him to eat her out and while his face is downtown, she farts in it. And that's what you call a Dirty Snowstorm.
If you want to get back at a guy for being a punk, give him a dirty snowstorm.
by knarfrefinnej May 15, 2006
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Dirty Mehmet

Dirty Mehmet is when someone sucks their partner's blue waffle and rips their pubes off with their teeth
Boy: Want me to give you a Dirty Mehmet?
Girl: Of course
by MrGrandma May 7, 2020
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Dirty Elmo

Originating from the fuzzy red monster from Sesame Street, this action refers to the inappropriate foreplay of tickling a red headed person.
Last night began with a long dirty Elmo session.
by DElmo02 March 27, 2015
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Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".
During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.
by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007
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