Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared

Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

ur mom

ur mom is still funny

them: what are you doing?
you: ur mom

by yabadabadooba November 21, 2021

ur mom

the lovely woman with mommy milkers

peter: man, what were you doing last night?
jesus: i laid ur mom

by nicki minaj 🦄 June 3, 2021

ur mother

the person that I fucked last night.

girl : hey, by any chance, do you know where my mom went last night?
guy : oh, i was fucking ur mother in bed. very clean
girl : what the fuck

by weebuwu March 12, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom...A comeback for anything

Person 1: What are u doing?
Person 2: Ur Mom

by urmom09' October 13, 2022

Ur grandpap a trap

Along with ur mum gei, ur dad a lesbo, ur granny tranny, and ur sister's a mister this phrase can destroy a man's life it has never failed.

Hitler:usa is gei
Us soldier: ur grandpap a trap

by Urmumgei May 11, 2018

ur mom

a way to roast people.

Person 1: "Hey what does this mean"
Person 2: "Ur mom"

by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022