Shit Romney

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.

When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

dixy shits

The fiery shits you experience the morning after eating chicken wings from dixy chicken. Usually go hand in hand with Jagermeister Shits from the jagerbombs you drink when clubbing, creating the ultimate ringstinger

Josh: "shouldn't have ate those wings last night, had a mad case of the dixy shits"

Curtis: "that's grim mate"

by akhilsbluewaffle March 27, 2020

Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SHARK

by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020

Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

Jersey Shit

When you gotta take a shit so hard the clothes start coming off.

"Hey man, is Joey ok in there?"

"Nah Christapha he's been takin a Jersey Shit the past few hours".

by XL43 November 23, 2020

Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.

Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else

by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020

Rat Shit

Rat Shit is used to exclaim displeasure or uselessness/exhaustion. It is similar to fuck, in that is can be a Noun and a verb.

"You coming to the Pub? "
"Nah mate, I pulled a double shift and I'm absolutely rat shit."

"What happened to your car?"
"Mate my motor is rat shit, its blown a gasket and leaks so much oil the americans are giving me greedy looks."

"Hey, whats this thing?"

"Mate, that is rat shit. Dont waste your money."

by aussieguy82 August 12, 2020