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borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!
by no snitchin May 5, 2018
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Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.
Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k
by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018
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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
by raejd June 19, 2018
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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease
Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation
by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018
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Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.
Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’
by Yanooiii November 19, 2018
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smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.
by TripTrapL November 21, 2018
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