Naked Rule 

If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the 'naked rule'

Frankie: DUDE! Your rubbing your bare arse all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
Rob: ehh, naked rule?

Naked Rule by holygodd! May 4, 2009

Gunnar's Rule Book 

Gunnar's Rule Book is full of rules that any male wants to add. All rules are Rule #1, just because Rule #2 & #3 just aren't as important.
To add a rule, simple say, "Rule #1, (whatever the rule is you want to add)"

Gunnar's Rule Book
Rule #1, follow the rule #1s.
Rule #1, girls can't make rule #1s.
Rule #1, stick it in the bitches ear.
Rule #1, make all the rules you want!!!

Gunnar's Rule Book by Gunnar... March 18, 2009

Triple F rule 

The triple F rule is when one person (for the sake of explenation we will say a male) doesnt have a partner but instead Finds a women, has sex with said women, then proceeds to leave the women without calling. So, in essence, the triple F rule means to Find, Fuck, Flee

Male one- "yo, why dont you got a girl"
Male two- "Im a triple F rule kinda guy"

Triple F rule by Obnoxious man123456789 December 4, 2010

Five Second Rule 

A wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach.

Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that?

Guy 2:Yeah..
Guy 1:But it fell on the floor...
Guy 2:But it wasn't there for five seconds..so according to the Five Second Rule..it's all good.

Five Second Rule by the_realistic_numbers112 June 15, 2011

Drunk Text Rule

If at any point when you are intoxicated and feel the overwhelming urge to text anyone else, text a bro and he (and in very few cases she) will play along with any absurd trains of thought you might have while at the same time preventing you from doing anything too stupid... Like drunk texting.

Jack: You partying tonight?
Brandon: No, I have class in the morning.
Jack: May I invoke the Drunk Text Rule?
Brandon: I'll allow it.

Drunk Text Rule by BroncoTheIdahoan February 12, 2012

Rule 114 

People who don't know what "rawr" means are noobs.

Person 1: "rawr."

Person 2: "What o.O?"

Person 1: "Rule 114"

Rule 114 by Lesker November 8, 2010

Rule 695724369 

Everything is sexual.
Everything.

Guy 1: Dude not everything can be sexual.
Guy 2: Rule 695724369.
Guy 1: Food.
Guy 2: Sexual.
Guy 1: Bikes.
Guy 2: Sexual.
ETC...

Rule 695724369 by Johnny United September 3, 2010